Yardstick

Great gag item. Stick with following tag attached: I know this is a yard stick 'cause i found it in my yard. You can use it to measure things-the depth of a mid puddle-amount of gas in your lawn mower. You can play fetch with your dog. You can even use it to start a fire. But whatever you do, DON'T PUT IT BACK IN MY YARD!

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